Well it all started back in the day when Santa was visiting the mall in Michigan. The Michigan Mall, I think. You see, back then Santa used to have elves accompany him while traveling. After all, do you really think it's Santa that feeds the reindeer and cleans up after them? Ew. Anyways, I'm Robby The Elf, half elf on my mama's side, Eva Elf. My dad, Bobby Becker, one fly guy local dude, saw my mom and it was love at first sight. And a little elf magic too. Yeah, Dad thought Mom's "the bomb". My mom stayed after Santa left at a small elf colony called The North Side. It's located within the Mystified Forest on the north side of the south side of Michigan. My parents fell in love and got married. Then I was born. Mom said I was so cute my face belonged on a stamp. My mom taught me elf folklore and Dad taught me to shoot hoops. I went to school at Lake Michigan State University, a private school specifically for elves, to study chair building for Santa. I built iRockers, chairs made for ipods, 'cause their cool. But my desire has always been to perform. I've enjoyed different genres of music and developed what we call Christmas Crunk. So with Santa's blessing, I'm now an elf underground. Beating the streets 'cause nobody's gonna give an elf a record deal just because he knows Santa. Well, that's about it. Anyone interested can find me all over the net. I have songs & touring info posted on myspace, there's a small fan club on facebook, videos on youtube, yourcarolina, and probably other sites as well. Robby The Elf, just google it yo.

S.C.

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The Legion of Elves

  

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I Got Da Boom!

  

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The Rhythm of Christmas Spirit

  

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